I've given up.
I am a shell of my former self.
The only thing I have right now is that I can budget so well I have somehow managed to save a few hundred dollars in my 'emergency' account in a stupidly short space of time.
So I've decided to open a 'frivolous things' account. I NEED this account so that I can place my hope and faith in material goods.
I will buy a jaunty hat, a stuffed crow and a colourful array of headbands.
HA HA HA! I will conquer this nasty 'emergency' feeling by purchasing things.
I have a little something to cheer you up. It's not a stuffed crow (thought I do know where you can get one), and you won't be able to wear it, but I think it's cool.
ReplyDeleteAnd like all good gifts it's pirate themed ;)
I have seen a stuffed crow for sale, and we bonded. But it wasn't $300 worth of bonding.
ReplyDeleteI like presents. I don't mind if I can't wear it. I was given a figurine of an angry sea captain today for my 'tough day support shelf' and he fits in rather well.
Well, it's bigger than a breadbox, so I don't think it will fit on your shelf.
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