Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Why are you mad at me?

Dear person,

Today I walked past you and said hello, much like I always do. You gave me a little grimace. It wasn't even a half smile. I'll admit, you did say hello, but you didn't seem at all happy about it.

The thing is, it's really upset me. I mean, we haven't chatted in a few days now - have you been avoiding me? I was so pleased to see you, and had planned to ask you about something you said to me the last time we talked. I even had a new lame joke, since you liked the last one so much.

Is it because I didn't really say hello the last time I saw you? If so, I'm sorry. I was very flustered. I thought someone else was going to be in the room - someone who isn't very nice to me - and while it was a lovely surprise to see you instead, it was still a surprise. I don't do very well in situations where I'm not prepared.

Or have I been paying you too much attention? I hope I haven't alarmed you. My curiosity is simply due to the fact that I find you very interesting. Once you told me that you find me interesting, so I hope that you understand my reasons for seeking you out.

I know it's probably nothing, but it has caused me distress, so I'd really appreciate it if you would talk to me tomorrow and smile nicely as you usually do. It's really one of my favourite parts of my day.

Kind regards,

Miss A
Senior muppet,
Local department of letter writers
Vic 3000

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